Here’s another doubling-up roulette system that is as unoriginal and cutting-edge as my new teleplay for a soap set in Alfred Square in London’s east end.
It’s a roulette strategy that is sold on eBay. It may be dirt-cheap but I’d rather buy dirt – at least you could put an apple pip in it and cultivate an apple tree. The author claims that you can make £400 a day by winning £1 over and over again.
The fact of the matter is it’s much easier said than done to win £1 over and over again on online casinos. It’s much more likely to find yourself staking £128 in the course of a few minutes, just to win that £1. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again (in fact, I wish I had £1 for saying it over and over), that when playing in a casino online, it’s very common to see 8, 9, 10, 11 or more reds or blacks, odds or evens, highs or lows respectively in a row.
I’ve seen a chain of 17 even numbers in a row on an online casino. The odds of that happening are supposedly miniscule, but in my experience, it frequently happens in the software that online casinos use.
It’s the same old story every time. When you play in ‘fun’ mode (not using real money), the system works like a charm. As soon as you play in real mode with real money, the system works for a short while, and then it’s like they’re onto you and you see those chains of the same result time and time again.
Now, far be it from me to make accusations towards online casinos and their rapid-number-generating software (I’ll get in trouble with our lawyers), but I will say that I can only advocate the use of such systems in real casinos at actual roulette wheels – ones made out of actual matter; particles and everything with no hint of software anywhere.
Of course, it is perfectly possible to get long runs of red or black etc in a proper casino, but at least you know it’s truly down to chance and not a programme-element that has been written into a piece of casino software. That said most real-life casinos have a table limit of £250 or thereabouts, so Martingale techniques such as these quickly reach their limit (oftentimes in as few as nine spins).
Despite being a re-hash of a system that originated out of 18th-century France, the most annoying thing for me is the recommendation that the system works best in three particular online casinos. Claims such as this continually get my goat, as they reek of cahoots, especially as the casinos in question are of the obscure type based in the Cayman Islands or some other off-shore refuge that probably (after much cajoling) post your bankroll as a cheque that takes ten days to arrive and offer massive sign-up ‘bonuses’ that in reality become a prison for your hard-earned cash.
I think I still have about £30 in one such casino, deposited around seven years ago and unable to be withdrawn because I hadn’t played and won with the $500 bonus they gave me. The terms and conditions of sign-up-bonuses should always be read – in most cases they’ll have you clicking off that particular casino quicker than it takes casino software to spot the use of Martingale systems.
The system is sold on eBay rather than through an online sales page (where I imagine there’d be jpegs of sports cars, beautiful girls, yachts and big houses). This has the advantage of being covered by eBay’s policies, but the disadvantage of not being electronically delivered. By the time they’ve sent the system and you’ve digested it, you’ll be realising the wait wasn’t worth it.
Now, back to Meggy Pitchell’s exploits: she’s the big-bosomed Cockney barmaid in my brand new soap.
